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americanninjax:

floozys:

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inspired by x

I have no idea what I was expecting from that picture but it wasn’t this. And it’s glorious

animatedgurl:

cakejam:

REAL FOOTAGE OF DUCKLING BEING BORN! (VERY RARE!!)

I scrolled down and was not prepared for this shit

animatedgurl:

cakejam:

REAL FOOTAGE OF DUCKLING BEING BORN! (VERY RARE!!)

I scrolled down and was not prepared for this shit

anarchyinthenyc:

agentofxana:

ultimoose:

lasagnacat:

reapers motherfucker

WHAT AIN’T NO PLANET I EVER HEARD OF

I recognize the council has made a decision, but given it’s a stupid ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.

DOES THE ILLUSIVE MAN LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

anarchyinthenyc:

agentofxana:

ultimoose:

lasagnacat:

reapers motherfucker

WHAT AIN’T NO PLANET I EVER HEARD OF

I recognize the council has made a decision, but given it’s a stupid ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.

DOES THE ILLUSIVE MAN LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

(Source: have-a-happy-cum)

k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

black-quadrant:

koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

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sschol:

georgewbushofficial:

imagine getting drafted into war and seeing your internet buddy there

"holy shit, is that you, bongfucker666?"

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

(Source: birf)

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

casualcissexism:

shaymew:

smekers32:

jokes Americans won’t get

why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

(Source: teflonly)